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Why am I defending someone I don't even like? Oh yeah, because I'm a fan of both diversity and statistics. Here goes:

 

NBW Sasha Grey - 3.2 stars

H1on1 Sasha Grey - 2.0 stars

NBW Sasha Grey/Karina Kay - 3.0 stars

MSHF Sasha Grey - 2.75 stars

NFS Sasha Grey - 2.0 stars

NAF Sash Grey/Rachel Roxxx - 3.8 stars

 

Average: about 2.8

 

ADD Lexi Belle - 3.0 stars

NBW Lexi Belle (07) - 2.71 stars and one 5* review that says "The chick is super hot, but no BJ? WTF???"

NFS Kimbely Kane/Lexi Belle - 2.33 stars

NBW Lexi Belle/Eve Nicholson - 3.0 stars

FTNA Lexi Belle (Jan 08) - 3.33 stars

2CST Carolyn Reese/Lexi Belle 2.125 stars

FTNA Lexi Belle (Oct 08) - 4.27 stars

NBW Lexi Belle (Nov 08) - 3.78 stars

 

Average: about 3.08 stars

 

I don't really have the energy do do the breakdown of the Jewell scenes (it's on my computer, but my computer crapped out last week), but I think the average is something like 3.4 stars or somewhere around there. And also, the beauty of having so many reviews is that even if you change five 5* to 1*, the average rating only goes down by .4 on a scene with 50 ratings and .25 on a scene with 80 ratings, which brings her average to about 3.29. Still higher than both of them.

 

P.S. - I'm not saying they should (or shouldn't) bring her back. I'm just saying that she does have a fan base, it's just not the people that regularly post on this message board. She's more popular than people think.

 

P.S. #2 - And yes, I know that reviews aren't the end-all be-all, but they're honestly the only way that we (outside of the company) can gauge the popularity of a scene. Most people only review scenes they really like or really don't. And Jewell is more likely to get that type of reaction than the other two.

 

P.S. #3 - And don't even ask about Ashli Orion.

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Why am I defending someone I don't even like? Oh yeah, because I'm a fan of both diversity and statistics. Here goes:

 

NBW Sasha Grey - 3.2 stars

H1on1 Sasha Grey - 2.0 stars

NBW Sasha Grey/Karina Kay - 3.0 stars

MSHF Sasha Grey - 2.75 stars

NFS Sasha Grey - 2.0 stars

NAF Sash Grey/Rachel Roxxx - 3.8 stars

 

Average: about 2.8

 

ADD Lexi Belle - 3.0 stars

NBW Lexi Belle (07) - 2.71 stars and one 5* review that says "The chick is super hot, but no BJ? WTF???"

NFS Kimbely Kane/Lexi Belle - 2.33 stars

NBW Lexi Belle/Eve Nicholson - 3.0 stars

FTNA Lexi Belle (Jan 08) - 3.33 stars

2CST Carolyn Reese/Lexi Belle 2.125 stars

FTNA Lexi Belle (Oct 08) - 4.27 stars

NBW Lexi Belle (Nov 08) - 3.78 stars

 

Average: about 3.08 stars

 

I don't really have the energy do do the breakdown of the Jewell scenes (it's on my computer, but my computer crapped out last week), but I think the average is something like 3.4 stars or somewhere around there. And also, the beauty of having so many reviews is that even if you change five 5* to 1*, the average rating only goes down by .4 on a scene with 50 ratings and .25 on a scene with 80 ratings, which brings her average to about 3.29. Still higher than both of them.

 

P.S. - I'm not saying they should (or shouldn't) bring her back. I'm just saying that she does have a fan base, it's just not the people that regularly post on this message board. She's more popular than people think.

 

P.S. #2 - And yes, I know that reviews aren't the end-all be-all, but they're honestly the only way that we (outside of the company) can gauge the popularity of a scene. Most people only review scenes they really like or really don't. And Jewell is more likely to get that type of reaction than the other two.

 

P.S. #3 - And don't even ask about Ashli Orion.

 

I wouldnt put too much stock into the ratings.

 

NA reviews have a habit of disappearing. NA says they dont delete them, but unless the bad reviews just magically disappear, they are lying. I understand they delete the ones that insult the talent or are excessively vulgar, and I respect that, but they are deleting more than just that.

 

Just a few weeks ago I reviewed an Indianna Jaymes scene, and said "Why does NA keep hiring her?" and there was another review that said "terrible" . There were 4 ratings. One was 5 stars, one was 2, and the other two were 1 stars. The next day I went back and looked, and there was one 1 star review and the rest were between 3-5. My review disappeared, as did a few others.

 

And as far as Mrs Jewell, I never even click on her. She may get some good reviews, but Ive seen what people think of her on here and other places, and while she obviously has some fans, I guarantee the vast majority dont want to see her.

 

Thats a big reason BRZs kills NA, both in terms of quality and the customers they bring in. They dont hire "talent" like Indianna Jaymes and Jewell. And while I am all for NA's diversity, sometimes, it isnt a good thing.

 

Elizabeth Anne and Cassidy Morgan are example of GOOD diversity.

 

Jaymes and Jewell...epically wrong.

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Yeah, we got that the first time you said it, and it was just as disgusting.

 

 

I 2nd this statement with 100% certainty

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Elizabeth Anne and Cassidy Morgan are example of GOOD diversity.

 

Jaymes and Jewell...epically wrong.

 

So it's only good diversity when you like the girls. I'll remember that. Because if there one thing I've noticed about Brazzers, it's that there is very little diversity there.

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So it's only good diversity when you like the girls. I'll remember that. Because if there one thing I've noticed about Brazzers, it's that there is very little diversity there.

 

Did I ever fucking say that? Dont put words in my mouth dude. I respect that you want to defend NA and for the most part your debates have been well thought out, but dont try to twist my words.

 

Ive seen the reaction people have to certain girls and Ive seen the reactions to Mrs Jewell. Ive seen girls like Cassidy Morgan and Elizabeth Anne on other websites and DVDs for popular companies. Most other companies wont go near Mrs Jewell. Why, because the average porn viewer doesnt want to see a Golden Girl getting fucked on camera. If she was that popular, she would be on other websites. She may be on other low budget granny sites, but I have NEVER seen her or anything that looks like her on any where else.

 

I admitted she has fans, but there are also people that get kicks out of watching animal sex and golden showers. Im not saying Mrs Jewell is THAT bad, but the point is, every niche has its fans. I hold NA to higher standards than granny porn. The reviews are misleading. I mean, do you actually believe that Mrs Jewell is more popular amongst the average porn viewer than Lexi Belle?

 

I dont have any extreme tastes. Mine are pretty normal. I am not a fan of watching anal sex. BUT, I know its popular, and unless it becomes too excessive, I usually dont say anything. Mrs Jewell isnt that popular. Has nothing to do with what I think of her. She may have her little cult following here, but they would bring in more customers with girls like Cassidy Morgan and Elizabeth Anne than with Mrs Jewell and Indianna Jaymes. Thats why I constantly petition AGAINST these girls.

 

As far as BRZs lack of diversity, you are talking to a guy who is the biggest advocate for more diversity over on the BRZ board. When their newest site came out, I crushed them for doing more of the same.

 

BUT, at least BRZ uses hot girls regularly and doesnt fuck me out of my money.

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dutch guy started this thread. he was a regular a long time ago, and was a solid dude.

 

 

he was okay. IMO, he didnt hold a candle to Wolvie or that other guy Mr Harry.

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Did I ever fucking say that? Dont put words in my mouth dude. I respect that you want to defend NA and for the most part your debates have been well thought out, but dont try to twist my words.

 

Ive seen the reaction people have to certain girls and Ive seen the reactions to Mrs Jewell. Ive seen girls like Cassidy Morgan and Elizabeth Anne on other websites and DVDs for popular companies. Most other companies wont go near Mrs Jewell. Why, because the average porn viewer doesnt want to see a Golden Girl getting fucked on camera. If she was that popular, she would be on other websites. She may be on other low budget granny sites, but I have NEVER seen her or anything that looks like her on any where else.

 

I admitted she has fans, but there are also people that get kicks out of watching animal sex and golden showers. Im not saying Mrs Jewell is THAT bad, but the point is, every niche has its fans. I hold NA to higher standards than granny porn. The reviews are misleading. I mean, do you actually believe that Mrs Jewell is more popular amongst the average porn viewer than Lexi Belle?

 

I dont have any extreme tastes. Mine are pretty normal. I am not a fan of watching anal sex. BUT, I know its popular, and unless it becomes too excessive, I usually dont say anything. Mrs Jewell isnt that popular. Has nothing to do with what I think of her. She may have her little cult following here, but they would bring in more customers with girls like Cassidy Morgan and Elizabeth Anne than with Mrs Jewell and Indianna Jaymes. Thats why I constantly petition AGAINST these girls.

 

As far as BRZs lack of diversity, you are talking to a guy who is the biggest advocate for more diversity over on the BRZ board. When their newest site came out, I crushed them for doing more of the same.

 

BUT, at least BRZ uses hot girls regularly and doesnt fuck me out of my money.

 

A lot to digest here, so let's get to it. First, understand that a lot of the time, I'm arguing the opposite side of the point because I know it exists and no one else is.

 

Second, shooting Elizabeth Anne, for example, isn't diversity. That's being willing to shoot unproven/new talent, which is an entirely different thing (and something else that I appreciate about NA). Elizabeth Anne, if you were to view her generally, physically isn't much different from Lexi Belle or Sasha Grey or Vanessa Naughty or Jaelyn Fox or Sindee Jennings or 20-33% of the women on this site. Diversity is more than shooting small and medium breasted white/Latina women in addition to the large breasted ones. Yes, it's about shooting Asian women and Black women, but it's also about shooting BBW like Sierra Skye and Claudia Marie and yes, Indianna Jaymes, or yes, shooting much older women like Mrs. Jewell. It's about shooting every and any type of woman that makes sense within the boundaries of what they shoot. Brazzers is basically the least diverse network site out of all the ones I've ever surfed. Racially and by body types. It doesn't affect them much because they race/body type they use is the most popular one in porn. What I meant when I said what I said is that generally people are all for diversity until it gets to the point where it is someone/something they don't like, then they are getting too diverse. I know it felt like I was singling you out, but I was really just trying to make a point.

 

Third, I will never understand asking them not to shoot someone. Not liking someone I can obviously understand. I guess I can even understand disliking someone (What, did they run over your dog or something?). But actively saying you should deny this segment of the viewing population the ability to see someone because you don't like them? I don't get it. For the most part, this isn't an either/or thing. Them shooting Mrs. Jewell isn't actively stopping them from shooting India Summer or Emma Starr or anyone else. I don't think there are many women who are saying "I'm not gonna shoot for NA because they shoot that really old woman". It's a few updates out of the hundreds of scenes they shoot a year. You really can't just skip over them and leave them to the people that do like them? Is it just physically revolting to see them on the main page or something? I, of course, can understand weeks like the recent ones, where there are only 5 or 6 new scenes and one is automatically one you don't like. It's disappointing. But I believe you've said before that you on the average on a good week like what, 8-9 out of the 13 scenes? And I think that's probably near the high end of many people's expectations. Why can't one of those four be one of these women?

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You're kidding , right?  

:)

 

Fuck you.

 

Thresome secne with Jewll, Aspen Jtevens and Ron Jermy!!!!!!!

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Fuck you.

 

Thresome secne with Jewll, Aspen Jtevens and Ron Jermy!!!!!!!

Jeez...whats up with the hostility?  :)

 

Either you're drunk....bored....or possessed.   Or maybe all three!!!  :)

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