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The Douchiest Clothing Brands & Fashion Choices for Douchebags & Douchettes

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The Douchiest Clothing Brands Out Right Now:

Read More: http://www.complex.com/style/2014/01/douchiest-clothing-brands-right-now/

With the advent of Twitter, Tumblr, and Instagram, catching the once unmistakable douchebag is harder than ever. Sure, there are the staple, distinguishing characteristics of d-bags, like an Instagram roll of bathroom selfies or a byline on a willfully incendiary internet list. But, the ability to spot a Chad by way of the trucker hat or popped collar is a thing of the past.

Thankfully, the crack staff at Complex Style has compiled a list of radioactive brands favored by the assholes who populate our society.  Whether these labels actively claim ostentatious bungholes as their target demographic or have been appropriated and ruined by these jerkasses, these are The Douchiest Clothing Brands Out Right Now.

(1) Trump Signature Collection

(2) Vineyard Vines

(3) Crocs

(4) Lululemon Men (Yoga Dudes)

(5) Hollister & Co.

(6) True Religion

(7) Ferrari

(8) Aeropostale

(9) Dolce & Gabbana

(10) Southern Tide

(11) Callaway Golf

(12) Affliction (obvious)

(13) Ed Hardy (of course)

(14) Abercrombie & Fitch

26 Ways To Look Like A Douche:

https://www.buzzfeed.com/bennyjohnson/things-that-make-you-look-like-a-douche?utm_term=.nwZqeW93Ky#.ywV2YPGK6a

 

THE DEFINITIVE ROUNDUP OF DOUCHEBAG CLOTHING

Read more: http://www.craveonline.com/mandatory/1153199-definitive-roundup-douchebag-clothing#bXgIcsxQpJCxypyA.99

These accessories instantly put you in douche territory.

Cool people start trends. Uncool people kill them. That’s just the way of the world. We could easily cover Affliction and TapOut, but that’s been done to death. There’s more to a douchebag’s closet than MMA gear and “Swag Don’t Come Cheap” shirts. Let’s take a look at a few more of the worst offenders in the douchebag clothing department.

The Worst of Douchebag Clothing:

(1) Bedazzled Jeans - for "Douchettes"

(2) Track Suits

(3) Sweater Around the Shoulders

(4) Scarves

(5) Beats by Dre (headphones)

(6) Paris Hilton Products - for "Douchettes"

(7) Flat-Billed Hats

(8) Marijuana-Themed Shirts

(9) Bow Ties

(10) Pink Polos

Evolution of Douchebag Style (Hair & Facial Hair)

 

 

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4 hours ago, Ynot said:

Just send us a picture of your closet

 

At least I know I have options after donating all my Ed Hardy and Affliction to the Salvation Army. I bet Andreas is a Lululemon Yoga Pants dude that eats kale & quinoa salad and drinks wheat grass juice after Bikram Yoga class. So La Jolla!

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22 hours ago, Ynot said:

Just send us a picture of your closet

 

Hello Kitty for Men should definitely be added unless maybe you're Japanese.

Hello Kitty...For Men! But Can Sanrio's New Fashion Line Overcome The Pussy Factor?

https://www.forbes.com/sites/jadelstein/2015/02/15/hello-kitty-for-men-but-can-sanrios-new-fashion-line-overcome-the-pussy-factor/#58778a482103

Hello Kitty for women over 30???

Is It Cool To Wear Hello Kitty In Your 30s? Charlize Theron Thinks Not

When Charlize Theron was preparing for her role as woman-child Mavis Gary in Young Adult (AKA the female version of pretty much every character Seth Rogen has ever played), she knew the one wardrobe item that would instantly convince the audience she was an immature, dissatisfied grown-up permanently stuck in an emotional junior high: Hello Kitty T-shirts!

https://www.glamour.com/story/is-it-cool-to-wear-hello-kitty

Explore Hello Kitty, Weird, and more!

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/136656169914610739/

 

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It's like you troll for any attention you can get on here, positive or negative. You aren't just a tool, you're the whole fucking box. 

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On 9/30/2017 at 3:46 AM, Griffin said:

It's like you troll for any attention you can get on here, positive or negative. You aren't just a tool, you're the whole fucking box. 

That makes you the whole fucking tool shed, Griffen! You've been trolling on here for years! I'd hate the world, too if I was from Akron, the anus of America. 

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On 9/30/2017 at 9:43 AM, BadArtie said:

That makes you the whole fucking tool shed, Danny! You've been trolling on here for years! I'd hate the world, too if I was from Akron, the anus of America. 

2 of the best basketball players in the world were born in Akron, Ohio.   How many times have you been to Akron?  And if so when was the most recent time?  

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2 hours ago, Ynot said:

2 of the best basketball players in the world were born in Akron, Ohio.   How many times have you been to Akron?  And if so when was the most recent time?  

 

Akron, Ohio is the state's fifth largest city, the rubber capital of the world, and the hometown of LeBron James. It's also struggling with a seemingly non-stop wave of meth labs that continually crop up. Akron is currently on pace to set a record for the number of meth labs discovered this year (Summit County, stand up).

Summit continues to rank high for meth labs

https://www.ohio.com/akron/news/summit-continues-to-rank-high-for-meth-labs

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KNOWN METH LAB LOCATIONS PDF Print E-mail

The Summit County Sheriff's Office makes every effort to ensure the information regarding methamphetamine labs is current.  However, due to the fact that there may be on-going criminal investigations regarding the location of methamphetamine labs, the Summit County Sheriff's Office makes no expressed or implied guarantee concerning the accuracy of this information. Changes may be made at any time and without notice.  The Summit County Sheriff's Office assumes no liability for damages, directly or indirectly, as a result of errors, omissions or possible discrepancies.

https://co.summitoh.net/sheriff/index.php/information/known-meth-lab-locations

Download the database of all 1,195 Summit County meth labs into an Excel spreadsheet from the Summit County Sheriff website.
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13 minutes ago, BadArtie said:
 

Akron, Ohio is the state's fifth largest city, the rubber capital of the world, and the hometown of LeBron James. It's also struggling with a seemingly non-stop wave of meth labs that continually crop up. Akron is currently on pace to set a record for the number of meth labs discovered this year (Summit County, stand up).

Summit continues to rank high for meth labs

https://www.ohio.com/akron/news/summit-continues-to-rank-high-for-meth-labs

1.456498.jpg

KNOWN METH LAB LOCATIONS PDF Print E-mail

The Summit County Sheriff's Office makes every effort to ensure the information regarding methamphetamine labs is current.  However, due to the fact that there may be on-going criminal investigations regarding the location of methamphetamine labs, the Summit County Sheriff's Office makes no expressed or implied guarantee concerning the accuracy of this information. Changes may be made at any time and without notice.  The Summit County Sheriff's Office assumes no liability for damages, directly or indirectly, as a result of errors, omissions or possible discrepancies.

https://co.summitoh.net/sheriff/index.php/information/known-meth-lab-locations

Download the database of all 1,195 Summit County meth labs into an Excel spreadsheet from the Summit County Sheriff website.

You have yet to answer my questions.  

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6 minutes ago, Ynot said:

You have yet to answer my questions.  

I went to Akron right now with Google Earth and took the Akron Meth Lab Tour.

Click on any of the meth lab addresses from the Summit County Sheriff Website and you will get a picture of the location.

https://co.summitoh.net/sheriff/index.php/information/known-meth-lab-locations

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I can see, as usual, you can't have an intelligent conversation and answer questions.  

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49 minutes ago, Ynot said:

I can see, as usual, you can't have an intelligent conversation and answer questions.  

Chill out, Tony. I am sure there are nice places in Cleveland & Akron. This thread is about celebrating Douchebaggery and questionable fashion choices.

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42 minutes ago, BadArtie said:

Chill out, Tony. I am sure there are nice places in Cleveland & Akron. This thread is about celebrating Douchebaggery and questionable fashion choices.

Hey Friend,

 

You are the 1 trash talking Akron.  I'm asking the hard questions that need to be answered. 

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Listen you walking Ed Hardy wearing overweight pile of hippopotamus diarrhea shit. And I'm talking to Bad Lardie here. You have no fucking room to talk about anybody at all, as I said before you are a complete fucking toolbox. The fact that you are back on the NA forums is probably the worst thing to happen since, well damn, I can't think of anything. I call you a fucking clown because YOU ARE A FUCKING CLOWN ARTIE! A HUGE FUCKING CLOWN! You are a pile of shit.Any fault I have can be changed. You're too far gone. Your douchiness was probably cemented WAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY back sometime in the fucking 70's for fuck's sake. So in closing, fuck you, fuck your, mom, fuck your dad, and anyone else who had anything to do with your wretched soul walking this Earth. 

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10 hours ago, Griffin said:

Listen you walking Ed Hardy wearing overweight pile of hippopotamus diarrhea shit. And I'm talking to Bad Lardie here. You have no fucking room to talk about anybody at all, as I said before you are a complete fucking toolbox. The fact that you are back on the NA forums is probably the worst thing to happen since, well damn, I can't think of anything. I call you a fucking clown because YOU ARE A FUCKING CLOWN ARTIE! A HUGE FUCKING CLOWN! You are a pile of shit.Any fault I have can be changed. You're too far gone. Your douchiness was probably cemented WAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY back sometime in the fucking 70's for fuck's sake. So in closing, fuck you, fuck your, mom, fuck your dad, and anyone else who had anything to do with your wretched soul walking this Earth. 

Griff,

 

Lay off insulting of people's families. That's not cool.  Other than that carry on. 

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22 hours ago, Ynot said:

Griff,

 

Lay off insulting of people's families. That's not cool.  Other than that carry on. 

Tony, No worries.

On 10/5/2017 at 1:00 AM, Griffin said:

Listen you walking Ed Hardy wearing overweight pile of hippopotamus diarrhea shit. And I'm talking to Bad Lardie here. You have no fucking room to talk about anybody at all, as I said before you are a complete fucking toolbox. The fact that you are back on the NA forums is probably the worst thing to happen since, well damn, I can't think of anything. I call you a fucking clown because YOU ARE A FUCKING CLOWN ARTIE! A HUGE FUCKING CLOWN! You are a pile of shit.Any fault I have can be changed. You're too far gone. Your douchiness was probably cemented WAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY back sometime in the fucking 70's for fuck's sake. So in closing, fuck you, fuck your, mom, fuck your dad, and anyone else who had anything to do with your wretched soul walking this Earth. 

Hey Griff,

Thank you for acknowledging my superdouchebaggery! I sincerely appreciate the compliments and recognition.

I would never hate on your parents. They must be very nice people to let you still live at home!

Wow, you are a fat, bald guy listening to heavy metal, beating off to porn in your parents' house and sending tweets to pornstars. I've seen your social media pictures. You aren't exactly a male fitness model. What happened to all your hair and what's up with the gap tooth? 

Cheers,

Artie

 

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Let's keep personal info out of this, okay?

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4 hours ago, aristotlealexander said:

Now I'm gonna have to come in here and ask both of you to chill.

So chill.

Agreed. BE somebody who makes Everybody feel like a SOMEBODY!

besomebody.jpg

 

 

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No more #1 Jackassery! You know who you are.

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Patent Pending: Douchebag (Official Music Video)

The Douche Awards!

How did I not get cast for the "Lifetime Achievement" Douche Award? I will talk to my agent!

 

 

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On 10/17/2017 at 3:36 PM, Guy-on-Couch said:

Callaway Golf shirts are considered douchey? 

aren't they just normal golf shirts? 

If you have the OEM clubs and wear that brand you are probably ok.

Everyone knows that the best thing to wear on the golf course is a Naughty America homemade hoodie with a Yankees ball cap! BTW, tough loss for your Yankees last night.  

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